Sunday, June 7, 2009

Excerpts from: Don't you just hate that? by Scott Cohen







Humorous excerpts from:
Don't you just hate that?
by Scott Cohen



27. When a women calls out "Thanks a million!" and waves
as her car pulls away, and you realize that you just gave her
totally wrong directions.

50. When the driver pushes the unlock button, but you pull
the handle at the same moment, and remain locked out.

68. Remembering enough French from high school to know
that the two Frenchmen sitting next to you are talking
about you, but not knowing enough French to understand
what they're saying.

114. Tipping someone who hasn't earned it only because
you don't want to look cheap.

134. When you hold the ketchup bottle over your french
fries and the first thing that comes out is water.

521. People who hold a door open for you when you're
twenty feet away, causing you to walk faster.

528. Feeling uncomfortable telling someone that she
has food wedged between her teeth, yet being unable
to avert your gaze from it.

591. Fortune cookies that don't predict anything
(e.g., "You are a bundle of energy, always on the go!").

612. When you bring a salad from the local deli back
to work and they forgot to give you a plastic fork.

683. Carefully unfolding each corner of a beat-up
dollar bill before inserting it into a vending machine,
only to have it come back again and again and again.
And again.

The following are five more humorous
points from the sequel:

1. When you lose your cell phone and call it, and reach
a message from some guy named Todd.

2. Waiting behind people who look like they’re in line
but aren’t.

3. When it takes a scissor to open the plastic packaging
that a scissor is in.

4. Trading bad date stories with someone you’re
on a bad date with.

5. When someone with bad style compliments
the outfit you’re wearing.

About two and half years ago, my kids and I were
browsing a book store (the way we sometimes do)
not looking for any books in particular, and I happen
upon Don't you just hate that? I opened the book
and started reading, and couldn't put it down. I just
had to get that book. Through the years, whenever
the kids and I would get annoyed by something,
we would make reference to Don't you just hate that?
That book has sparked much humorous conversation
and laughter. We are looking forward to the sequel.
Permission was granted by Scott Cohen to
use excerpts from Don't you just hate that?
The sequel has not yet been published.

18 comments:

  1. Very funny! Thanks for sharing.
    :) Amy

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  2. Thanks for breezing in on my blog and thanks a million for the hints and tips too...

    I'm feeling the love Anita and such cute family you've got dear...

    Will holla back at you..
    Send me mails on sassytrends09@yahoo.com

    xxx

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  3. HI Anita, These are funny and so true! I can see why you couldn't put the book down.

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  4. Thanks for the feedback, Omi.
    Glad you enjoyed the excerpts :D

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  5. #3 is a real dilemma.

    Thanks for sharing these, Anita.

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  6. I couldn't agree with you more, Harri.
    Thanks for stopping by. :~)

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  7. Feedback regarding
    'Don't you just hate that'
    from @kidrome to
    @AnitaMcCants on
    Twitter:

    haha i own that book i brought from a goodwill
    store a few years ago its a really good book
    lots of fun, :) i love it

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  8. Thanks for visiting my blog. You have some interesting posts! :) I look forward to reading more.

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  9. #528 LOL! I hate it also when someone has a booger peeking out and I just fixate on it.

    (First time here. Came over from The Open Letters Blog.)

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  10. Thanks Perspective RAD!
    I appreciate your comments.

    Thanks for the feedback, Marrisa!
    I'm coming over to check out
    The Open Letters Blog.

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  11. These were great and I could relate to some of them.

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  12. Hey Sheryl,
    Thanks for the feedback.☺

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  13. Very funny! I enjoyed reading this post.

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  14. Daughter of Wisdom,
    Glad you enjoyed it. :~)

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  15. Where have you been anyway?
    When are we reading a new update?..lol
    Pls come and update o as im luvn your blog.
    Enjoy the week luv.

    xxx

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  16. lol.
    Okay Sassy Trends,
    I'll get back to posting.
    :~)

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